Thursday, 25 May 2017

The Duchess, 2016


Oh my wife is tall and short

She won't do what she ought

She never lies, but then again
She lies down all day long

Oh
My wife is fat and thin
She's generous and mean

She's –––––, and
Her secret's safe with me

Oh
My wife is old and young
So sweet with her poison tongue

On her evenings off she blackmails toffs
But her secret's safe with me

Oh
My wife is tall and short

She hangs out down the port
Says "Hello sailor, how's your dad?"

But her secret's safe with me

Oh
My wife is sour and sweet
She dit dit dit delete
She's lalala ladida, butter
Secret's safe with me





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